Fun­ni­est thing happened…

We were at Costco and walk­ing around try­ing all the free sam­ples (we’d missed lunch and were hun­gry) and Mo sees a lady hand­ing out kiwi. So he runs up to her and has the fol­low­ing conversation.

Mo: Hello kiwi lady, could I please have some kiwi.

Kiwi Lady: Sure, kiwi is very good for you.

Mo: I know, Mommy says its good for me ’cause its fruit, and fruit doesn’t make my poo poo hard.

Kiwi Lady: –With a slightly bemused face is silent for a moment– Well she’s right. Would you like some more.

Mo: Yes please. I LOVE kiwi. (He then pro­ceeds to stuff the entire piece of kiwi he was eat­ing — skin and all into his mouth.)

Kiwi Lady: Oh my, you really do love kiwi. Here have a few pieces.

Mo: — Mouth full of kiwi– sssshank you.

He then swal­lows his kiwi, and before he takes the pieces she’s giv­ing him blows her a kiss.

Ahhh, my lit­tle heart breaker.