Do you see this lit­tle boy? He is very cute. Don’t be fooled. It’s a dis­guise, because beneath that adorable exte­rior lies a mon­ster… O.K. maybe I’m exag­ger­at­ing a bit, but today this lit­tle boy kicked my ass. I am pos­i­tively exhausted. He wouldn’t lis­ten, threw the biggest hissy fit in Lowes, and made me con­sider tak­ing my chan­cleta (flip flop) off and whack­ing him with it! I didn’t of course. But I’m left won­der­ing how my mother-in-law man­aged to raise three excep­tional men… I’m pretty sure a broom was involved.

This is how I feel right now. The crazy thing is I want more of these lit­tle crea­tures I call my chil­dren. I must be insane. Do you think my hus­band would have a vasectomy?

Do you see this lit­tle angel here? He was pos­i­tively cheru­bic today. He’s only nine months old though, and has another four years to meta­mor­pho­size into his older brother.